sábado, 18 de janeiro de 2014

The Emperor's Formula - Cronkite Saves Elizabella from The Beast

(She reaches the stairway and grabs her cloak. She rushes down the stairs, wrapping the cloak around her and bursting past a confused Cas and Kubrick.)
Cas: Wh- Where are you going?
Elizabella: Promise or no promise, I can’t stay here another minute!
Kubrick: Oh no, wait, please! Please wait!
(Cas tries to respond, but Elizabella slams the door behind her. He and Kubrick both bow their heads in sadness.)
Shoulder Angel: You're not just going to let him die like that, are you?
Cronkite: My shoulder angel!
Shoulder Devil: Don't listen to that guy! He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!
Shoulder Angel: Oh, come off it.
Shoulder Devil: You come off it!
Shoulder Angel: You!
Shoulder Devil: You!
Shoulder Angel: You!
Shoulder Devil: You infinity!
Shoulder Angel: Grr...
Shoulder Devil: Listen up, big guy, I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one, look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
Shoulder Devil: Oh, right, that's a harp, and that's a dress.
Shoulder Angel: Robe!
Shoulder Devil: Reason number two, Look what I can do. (does a handstand and then walks on his hands.)
Cronkite: Wha--what does that have to do with anything--
Shoulder Angel: No, no, he's got a point.
Cronkite: Listen, you guys, you're sort of confusing me, so be gone, or, you know, however, I get rid of you guys.
Shoulder Devil: That'll work.
(They disappear. Cronkite runs away. Cut to Elizabella outside in the forest on Benjamin. She begins to ride through the forest, but Benjamin comes to a stop. She looks up and sees the wolves. She gasps, then pulls the reins and begins to flee. She runs from side to side, making the wolves hit the trees (a la Speederbike chase in Return of the Jedi). Benjamin runs out on a frozen pond, but his and Elizabella’s weight collapses the ice. The wolves chase her into the water. Some begin to drown, but Benjamin is able to get out of the water before anything serious happens. He runs into a clearing but becomes surrounded by wolves. He bucks, throwing Elizabella off and wrapping the reins around a tree branch. The wolves begin their attack on Benjamin, but Elizabella comes to his rescue and beats them away with a stick. One wolf grabs the stick in its mouth and breaks half of it off, leaving Elizabella defenseless. Another leaps at her, grabbing the corner of her cloak and dragging her to the ground. She looks up and sees a wolf about to jump on top of her. It leaps and is caught in mid-air by Beast. He throws the wolf away, then stands behind them and Elizabella. They lunge at each other. One rips a hole in Beast’s shoulder, and the others focus their attack on that spot. Finally, Beast throws a wolf against a tree, knocking it out. Cronkite cuts the rope but the crane drops and grabs hold of the Beast that is right on top of wolves but the Beast roars in pain.)
Cronkite: Good job, you met me.
(Positioned with his back to Cronkite, the Beast is lifted up by the crane. The Beast turns back to Cronkite and Elizabella, looks at her despairingly, then falls down onto the sea ice. The others turn and run in fear. Now, Cronkite turns back to Elizabella, looks at her wisely)
Cronkite: Mission accomplished!
(Elizabella, grateful to be alive, turns back to Benjamin and begins to get on, but her conscience takes over. She and Cronkite both walks over to Beast is death.)

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