17-B

• Pirkka: [sniffing] Pet? [looking at the sea animals, then sniffing] Pet!
• Baitgirl: My cap? Oh, my red cap? No, no, I mean yes, this couldn't be the same cap.
• [Nori opens the cap]
• Daniel: It's the same cap! And the same penguin! Wait, you followed me all the way from Antarctica, to play peek-a-boo?
• [cut to Pirkka in an elevator]
• Pirkka: [sniffing] No.
• [the arrow points to 2]
• Pirkka: [sniffing] No again. [sniffing] No. No.
• [the arrow points to 6]
• Pirkka: No. No. No.
• [the arrow points to 8, 9]
• Pirkka: No. No. No.
• [the arrow points to 12]
• Pirkka: No. No. No.
• [the arrow goes faster]
• Pirkka: No.
• [the arrow points to 17]
• Pirkka: Hold the phone.
• [cut back to Daniel, Baitgirl, and Nori]
• Daniel: No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to play peek-a-boo.
• [Pirkka knocks at the door, then gasping]
• Pirkka: Open up, 17-B. I know you are there. Open up. Ivan doesn't like to wait.
• Daniel: What? Oh, penguin!
• Pirkka: Come on, open the door!
• Daniel: Monkey, where are you? [opens the door] Oh. Hi, Pirkka.
• Pirkka: I'm smelling pet.
• Daniel: Pet? No, no pet here. Can't have a pet? Wait, isn't there a no-pet policy?
• Pirkka: Yes.
• Daniel: Hey, you can't just barge in here. Apparently, you can.
• [Pirkka crawls to the floor, sniffing, with Nori appearing, gasping]
• Pirkka: Pet is close. [continues crawling on the floor, sniffing] Aha!
• Daniel: What?
• Pirkka: Nothing. Just practicing for when I find the pet. [he sniffs at the light and the floor]
• Daniel: [whispering] Penguin, penguin no! Down, down, down. No! No! No!
• Pirkka: [to Daniel and Baitgirl] Why you yell when I'm right next to you?
• Baitgirl: Uh, no reason.
• [they hear a refrigerator closing, then opening the refrigerator]
• Pirkka: Aha!
• Baitgirl: [gasping] What?
• Pirkka: Soda is sour. Do drink. [she closing the refrigerator]
• [Baitgirl drinks the soda, then throws a book to the window]
• Pirkka: Bingo! Now move, please.
• Baitgirl: [grabs Nori] New game. New game. Hide and seek. [runs to the bathroom, shaking the hat to get Nori out] Stay right there. Good penguin. [puts his hat on, then closing the door, then looking at the toilet paper by the wind, then touching the bath, by taking a bath all of it, then running to get Nori, then Pirkka appears]
• Pirkka: [to Daniel and Baitgirl] Did you hear something?
• Baitgirl: No.
• [Nori clatters around]
• Pirkka: How 'bout that?
• Daniel: Nope.
• [they hear a toilet flushing]
• Baitgirl: If you're asking, I didn't hear that either.
• Pirkka: [grabs Daniel and Baitgirl] Move, you both. [kicks the door] Aha!
• Baitgirl: Oh, that. I unroll it ahead of time. It helps when you're in a rush.
• Pirkka: Where's the pet? Oh...I can't find pet nowhere. Very strange. The nose does not lie. [walks away]
• Baitgirl: Well, that was fun. Next time we'll have to do it at your place, okay, Pirkka? [gasping] Mrs. Megatron. [he hears an opera] Oh, no, that's trouble. Penguin. Oh, Mr. Penguin! [he gets out of the bathroom, then opening the door to Pirkka]
• Pirkka: If I find a pet, you are "e-wrecked."
• Baitgirl: E-what-ed?
• Ivan: E-vice.
• Baitgirl: Good to know. [he slams the door at Ivan, then getting out of the window, then looking down] Oh, no! [closing the windows] Oh, that's a big drop, Ted. Don't look down. Rickety's okay, just as long as there's no wind.
• [the wind howls at Daniel and Baitgirl on a ladder, screaming, with a paper flying, saying, "Bone City"]
• Daniel: Sweet mother of science! [holds the ladder, with Bartholomew, Santa's Little Helper, Cassius, and Darkstorm looks up them both] Cramp! Cramp again. Cramp. Cramp. Darn, that cramp. Dah!
• Megatron: No, no, no, no, no! These are not the colors I wanted. I told you to match them to the Rock City...
• Painter 2: Did you see that?
• Megatron: [singing, while grabbing the picture, saying, "Rocker Hall"] Hall!
• [cut to Nori, crawling in a vent]
• Painter 1: They are the same colors, Mrs. Megatron.
• Megatron: They may look like it, but do they sing to me? [singing while pushing the men] You are fired!
• Painter 1: Hey, she fired us in song.
• Painter 2: It still hurts.
• Megatron: And now I must have a soak. [he goes to the tub]
• [cut to Nori rolling down at the vent, then opening the vent, then swinging up at the ceiling, then getting down, bouncing on the couch, and table, then hearing radio, then blaring at Nori, with the foot getting on the red paint, then splashing on the floor, then looking at the paints with red, purple, blue, and white, then putting hands in the paint with blue and red, then clapping hands, then splashing at the paint trat, then drawing on the wall, then putting the feet on the wall, then cut to Megatron, taking a bath, with cucumbers on her eyes, then drawing on the wall, then looking at the bubbles, popping, then popping the bubbles, then opening a mouth with the bubble popping at Nori, then poppping all the bubbles, then climbing up the tub, looking at Nori in a bubble, then popping, with the red paint drop in the water drop, then touching the water, then putting the hands in the water, then cut to Daniel and Baitgirl, climbing up]
• Daniel: Okay fellas, last stop. Everybody off. [the seagulls fly off the cap, then looking at all the paint cans] No. Paint? You've got to be kidding me. Who leaves eight open cans of paint lying around? Uh-oh.
• [they both open the window, then falling on the chair with the dolphin painting, screaming, then looking at the paint]
• Baitgirl: Absolutely, he went in there.
• Daniel: [they both look at Megatron and Nori, then gasping] Oh, boy.
• [Nori dumps the paint out of the can in the water, by mixing the paint]
• Daniel: Penguin, penguin. Over here, come penguin. Could you come here? Penguin, peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo. Penguin!
• [the paint can fall in the water]
• Baitgirl: Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! No, no, no, no, quiet.
• Megatron: [takes the cucumbers off of her eyes] What's that?
• Daniel: Do yourselves a favor. You're going to want to put the cucumbers back on. [closing the door, with Megatron screaming in the mirror, with all three runs away]

Opening Scene

• [first lines, as the music begins "Just a Kid" by Wilco playing, then Gizmo and Pepper looking at the bubbles, swimming underwater, with the seals, then the penguin flies at the igloo, with Billy and Stephanie falling down on the sea ice, then opening the penguin eggs, with the shark, then grabbing the shark, then roaring at Gizmo, then blowing the snow, tooting, then the polar bears blow snow, then blowing a snow at the polar bear, then roaring at Gizmo, then blowing a snow while painting color, then bringing a killer whale, seals, two-headed turkey, sea lion, penguins, polar bears, then they all run around, with the hammerhead shark mix up color, then putting a hammerhead shark up, then swinging on vines with the salmon, then on the sea ice, then the lobster food lands on Gizmo's head, showing the handprints, then putting handprints, then polar bear roaring at Gizmo, then they all laugh, then painting on the great white shark, then they all laugh, then the great white shark appears, then the sea animals walk away, then trumpeting at Gizmo, looking at the face of the back of the mammoth then grabbing the mammoth, then shaking the snow, then grabbing the snow, with the igloo inside on them both hippies and dogs, sleeping at the evening sky, then cut to the city]
• Tim: Now, as I was saying, life was a constant struggle for survival. Sharks and penguins had no time to enjoy himself because around every corner was an adventure! [he puts his head back on]
• Kid 1: Way to go.
• Kid 2: Oh, good one. [he sighs]
• Tim: It wasn't until an amazing discovery that man was able to take time and enjoy life. And what's that sound? What made The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie's life so much better?
• Kid 3: A video game?
• Tim: Yes.
• Kid 4: The Internet?
• Tim: No.
• Kid 5: A rocket sled?
• Kid 6: A mountain of chocolate?
• Kid 7: Star stickers?
• Tim: No, look, it wasn't a real question. That's right. [lights the fire] Fire!
• [the boy drinks the soda]
• Tim: Whoa, huh? Look at this. Impressive, huh?
• Kid 8: [to Octavius] Professor Slade, why do we have to come to this boring hotel every single week?
• Octavius Slade: It's not boring. It's very interesting.
• Tim: This led to hot dinners. Eventually became the microwave.
• Kid 9: Three, two, one.
• Tim: [the fire burns Ted's fingers] Ow.
• Barbara: Oh. Uh-oh.
• Tim: [the fire burns the paper] Ow. Ooh. [pounding on the ground with the paper] Hot! Fire's hot. [burps]
• Kid 10: That's what you get.
• Tim: Yes, where was I?
• Kid 11: Hey, is that a real spear?
• Kid 12: Can we play with it?
• Tim: Kids, a hotel is a place where we observe. We don't play.
• Kid 13: This stinks.
• Kid 14: What else can we do?
• Octavius Slade: Class, be polite.
• Kid 15: Lunchtime!
• Kid 16: Yeah, lunch!
• [the kids go to lunch]
• Tim: Lunchtime? It's only 9:00 a.m.
• Octavius Slade: [to the class] Buddy system. Stay with your buddies!
• Tim: Huh?
• Barbara: Oh, well, each kid has a buddy so they can all keep track of each other. Everyone needs a partner, right?
• Tim: Oh, yeah. I'm not following.
• Barbara: Um, well...
• Tim: Hmm. Lobster!
• Octavius Slade: Oh, pardon me?
• Tim: Next Thursday, I'm going to talk to your class about the lobster, the closest living relative of the tetrapods. It's pretty great.
• Barbara: I look forward to hearing it. You know I looked at all your Thursday lectures.
• Octavius Slade: [grabbing two parts] I wish today was Thursday.
• [the parts crash, then they all three set it back up]
• Barbara: I mean, I know that it's Thursday...
• Tim: Don't worry. It's not a big deal.
• Octavius Slade: I wish it was. Here we go. [takes two parts to them] I should go catch up to my lobster... I mean, yes, class. Way to go, you both. Way to go.
• Tim: I'll see you next week, Octavius Slade.
• Barbara: [he leaves] Oh, how embarrassing.
• [Tim and Barbara put the parts back on]

Just a Kid

[first lines, as the music begins "Just a Kid" by Wilco playing, then Gizmo and Pepper looking at the bubbles, then swimming underwater, with the seals, then the penguin flies at the igloo, with Billy and Stephanie falling down on the sea ice, then opening the penguin eggs, with the shark, then grabbing the shark, then roaring at Gizmo, then blowing the snow, tooting, then the polar bears blow snow, then blowing a snow at the polar bear, then roaring at Gizmo, then blowing a snow while painting color, then bringing a killer whale, seals, two-headed turkey, sea lion, penguins, polar bears, then they all run around, with the hammerhead shark mix up color, then putting a hammerhead shark up, then swinging on vines with the salmon, then on the sea ice, then the lobster food lands on Gizmo's head, showing the handprints, then putting handprints, then polar bear roaring at Gizmo, then they all laugh, then painting on the great white shark, then they all laugh, then the great white shark appears, then the sea animals walk away, then trumpeting at Gizmo, looking at the face of the back of the mammoth then grabbing the mammoth, then shaking the snow, then grabbing the snow, with the igloo inside on them both hippies and dogs, sleeping at the evening sky, then cut to the city]

Thursday

• Tim: Now, as I was saying, life was a constant struggle for survival. Sharks and penguins had no time to enjoy himself because around every corner was an adventure! [he puts his head back on]
• Kid 1: Way to go.
• Kid 2: Oh, good one. [he sighs]
• Tim: It wasn't until an amazing discovery that man was able to take time and enjoy life. And why was that? What made The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie's life so much better?
• Kid 3: A video game?
• Tim: Yes.
• Kid 4: The Internet?
• Tim: No.
• Kid 5: A rocket sled?
• Kid 6: A mountain of chocolate?
• Kid 7: Star stickers?
• Tim: No, look, it wasn't a real question. That's right. [lights the fire] Fire!
• [the boy drinks the soda]
• Tim: Whoa, huh? Look at this. Impressive, huh?
• Kid 8: [to Octavius] Professor Slade, why do we have to come to this boring hotel every single week?
• Octavius Slade: It's not boring. It's very interesting.
• Tim: This led to hot dinners. Eventually became the microwave.
• Kid 9: Three, two, one.
• Tim: [the fire burns Ted's fingers] Ow.
• Barbara: Oh. Uh-oh.
• Tim: [the fire burns the paper] Ow. Ooh. [pounding on the ground with the paper] Hot! Fire's hot. [burps]
• Kid 10: That's what you get.
• Tim: Yes, where was I?
• Kid 11: Hey, is that a real spear?
• Kid 12: Can we play with it?
• Tim: Kids, a hotel is a place where we observe. We don't play.
• Kid 13: This stinks.
• Kid 14: What else can we do?
• Octavius Slade: Class, be polite.
• Kid 15: Lunchtime!
• Kid 16: Yeah, lunch!
• [the kids go to lunch]
• Tim: Lunchtime? It's only 9:00 a.m.
• Octavius Slade: [to the class] Buddy system. Stay with your buddies!
• Tim: Huh?
• Barbara: Oh, well, each kid has a buddy so they can all keep track of each other. Everyone needs a partner, right?
• Tim: Oh, yeah. I'm not following.
• Barbara: Um, well...
• Tim: Hmm. Lobster!
• Octavius Slade: Oh, pardon me?
• Tim: Next Thursday, I'm going to talk to your class about the lobster, the closest living relative of the tetrapods. It's pretty great.
• Barbara: I look forward to hearing it. You know I looked at all your Thursday lectures.
• Octavius Slade: [grabbing two parts] I wish today was Thursday.
• [the parts crash, then they all three set it back up]
• Barbara: I mean, I know that it's Thursday...
• Tim: Don't worry. It's not a big deal.
• Octavius Slade: I wish it was. Here we go. [takes two parts to them] I should go catch up to my lobster... I mean, class. Way to go, you both. Way to go.
• Tim: I'll see you next week, Octavius Slade.
• Barbara: [he leaves] Oh, how embarrassing.
• [Tim and Barbara put the parts back on]

James P. Sullivan agora está diminuindo em um pequeno fumaceiro

Preciso de assustadores confiantes, tenazes, duros, intimidantes. Eu preciso de assustadores como... Como... Como... James P. Sullivan agora está diminuindo em um pequeno fumaceiro e se derrotado por criaturas marinhas inocentes. Não deixe que ele pegue a motocicleta, porque se o fizer, ele o levará de volta para o covil dele, e você nunca mais será visto!

The Penguin and Me Reanimated Short - Park Frolics (Singaporean Collab)

The Penguin and Me reanimated. The short film "Park Frolics" used audio from Farm Frolics

This is a non-profit Singaporean-American collaborative, made by over 30 animators in honor of one of the biggest icons of animation. A big thanks to all the artists who lent their time, and talents, to this animation!

The lip-sync may seem out, that's because it was animated over 1941 Warner Bros cartoon Farm Frolics. You can watch this version with English subtitles on the following link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNXnsB2YDQI

Thanks for watching and feel free to share it everywhere!

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ANIMATORS

1. Daniel Chong
2. Dylan Yong
3. Don Chong
4. Felix Kong
5. Ethan Cheng
6. Eugene Chin
7. Eric Williams
8. Joshua Kong
9. Justin Yong
10. Wong Chong
11. Andrea Chong
12. Debbie Kong
13. Kimberly Williams
14. Desmond Williams
15. Sally Chong
16. Elliot Chong
17. Jason Yong
18. Joseph Kong
19. Kevin Kong
20. Marcus Wong
21. Nicholas Williams
22. Raymond Williams
23. Wesley Chong
24. Ashley Chong
25. Gina Kong
26. Jia-Xin Chong
27. Bernie Wong
28. Lucy Williams (a.k.a. Raven 2.0.)
29. Junior Wong (a.k.a. Cyborg 2.0.)
30. Benjamin Chong

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CREDIT MUSIC

Killerboards B – Wesley Plass

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O Pinguim e o Mimetismo

O NOVO FILME ANIMADO É FESTIVAL DO PINGUIM AMANHÃ A TODOS! A estréia será em 7 de fevereiro de 2014, foi uma honra de Uma Aventura LEGO às 18h30 EST. Esta é uma colaboração cingapuriana sem fins lucrativos, feita por mais de 33 animadores em homenagem a um dos maiores ícones da animação. Um grande obrigado a todos os artistas que emprestaram seu tempo e talentos para esta animação!

Control your temper

• Elizabella: [kicks the royal dresser off the throne hill] Cuzco is dead, right? Tell me Cuzco's dead. I need to hear these words.
• Cronkite: [nervously] Uh, do you need to hear all those words exactly?
• Elizabella: Oh. HE'S STILL ALIVE?
• Cronkite: Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.
• Elizabella: [In counterpoint] If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much better.
• Cronkite: Just thought I'd give you a heads-up, in case Cuzco ever came back.
• Elizabella: If you hadn't frightened me, he wouldn't ever come back! 
• Cronkite: Yeah, that would be kinda awkward, especially after that likely blueberry buns.
• Elizabella: Well, you should learn to control your temper! We're going out to find him! If he talks, we're through! You save the day! NOW LET'S GO!!
• Tapio: [at the exact same time, waking from a nightmare] BERNIE, I DON'T COME BACK!
• Tuukka: Tapio, what's that sound?
• Tapio: I had a dream that Bernie was tied to a log, and was careening out of control down a raging river of DEATH!
• Tuukka: My fault, it's alright.
• Tapio: It was awful!
• Tuukka: It's okay, Tapio, calm down, it was just a dream. Your brother's fine. He just went back to see the Emperor.
• Tapio: Oh, you mean like you told him to, 'cause you're always right.
• Tuukka: That's right.
• Tuulia: Well, in my dream, Bernie had to kiss her a llama!
• Tapio: [dryly] Yeah, like that would ever happen to you.
• Tuulia: I wish I could help!
• Tapio: Nuh-uh!
• Tuulia: Yeah-huh!
• Tapio: Nuh-uh!
• Tuulia: Yeah-huh!
• Tapio: Nuh-uh!
• [They keep exchanging "nuh-uh's" and "yeah-huh's" at lightning speed]
• Tuukka: Good evening, you two.
• Tapio and Tuulia: Good evening, father!
• [They continue as Tuukka blows out the candle]

I'm the emperor's decisions

• Rita: But like you insistent, fellas. [Bernie shuffles nervously away from the robot kid] For heaven's sake, that all the monsters he predicted have a bogeyman vocation.
• Cyborg 2.0.: The number one requirement.
• Marcus: You can't leave the door open to our world.
• Gustavo: He's in the first bogeyman comic book shop... [Picks up a broom with a crude drawing of a child's face taped to the end] ...or creep into your ear and lay eggs in your brain.
• Bernie: How many times would I tell you?
• Rita: Leave a door open and a child could walk right into this factory! He's right into the monster world! I need scarers who are confident, tenacious, tough, intimidating. I need scarers like… Like… [she imitates the Sulley drops to the ground and lies motionless] James P. Sullivan now is decreasing in a smaller smoker... and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch motorcycle, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!
• Bernie: Looks to me like you're stuck out here. Because unless you change your mind, I'm the emperor's decisions.
• Cuzco: [Mocking Bernie] "Because unless you guys change your mind, you're the emperor's decisions." Me, me, me. Too, too, too. [Picks up an acorn and throws it at Bernie, hitting him on the head; they all look around angrily] Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't do that. Somebody's throwing stuff. Y'all gonna build a fire or what?
• Rita: [Sighs] He's never going to change his mind.
• Cuzco: [Goes out a way to lie down, then sighs as well] How am I ever gonna get out of here?
• [the snowstorm rumbles, then it began to snow, with Bernie being wet, then Cuzco climbs on the tent, then snoring.]
• Rita: Yep. You win. Hot... [Roasts marshmallows on the campfire, surrounded by snow against the near-frozen lake and her took the Chelsea boots] Here we are, Bernie.
• [she puts him the Chelsea boots back on, splashing, with Bernie being cold, then Cuzco snoring happily, then Bernie took the bed blanket, the bed blanket gets humid, then he rips apart the banner, then he gets up]

A huge waterfall

• [They all are swinging to safety after Marcus, Cyborg 2.0, Daisy and Cuzco are rescued from the two-headed turkey.]
• Bernie: Don't worry, you folks, I got ya! You're safe now!
• [The vine from which they all are swinging from catches, spins them around numerous times and binds them firmly to a log]
• Cuzco: Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backward, wouldn't you say?
• Gustavo: No, no, no. It's – it's okay! – this is all right. We can figure this out.
• [The log starts to break in all together]
• Cyborg 2.0: You can't scare me. Ha-ha!
• Bernie: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
• [The log breaks completely, sending them plummeting into a river from the two-headed turkey. Two-headed turkey went to after riding through the rapids, they all are luckily bounced into far calmer waters.]
• Daisy: I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
• Gustavo: [eyes widen] Uh-oh.
• Cyborg 2.0: [deadpan] Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
• Rita: [also deadpan] Yep.
• Bernie: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
• Marcus: Most likely.
• Cuzco: Bring it on.
• Bernie: [As they all go over] Boooooo-yaaaaahahahahahahahah!

Chicken hearts

• All: (Laughter, festive chatter)
• The Big Deeper: It was nice of you to join me for dinner. I often eat alone. Oh, uh, because, of course, my work.
• Abby Foster: (Chuckles) I thought I was the best coyote until I met you.
• The Big Deeper: Yes. Right. Do they both find a favorite bird?
• Abby Foster: Well, obviously, I'm a penguin kind of show off.
• The Big Deeper: (Chuckles) That makes sense. They are very pleasant ninjas.
• Abby Foster: Actually, it's the brains I'm more attracted to. I'm not so impressed by fancy feathers.
• The Big Deeper: I know exactly what you mean. My favorite pet is the three-tailed wolf. I've always been mesmerized by those big, round, shaped eyes. [he looks at Abby's eyes which are big, round, and shaped-looking]
• Waiter: Haha! Pihvihampurilainen!
• Abby Foster: (Screams)
• Second Waiter: Chicken hearts? Katkarapu!
• Abby Foster: Oh! Ooh! (Chuckles) Chicken hearts. (Laughs nervously) Oh, dear. Ahh! Oh! (Blowing)
• The Big Deeper: Oh. (Chuckles) Hello?
• Abby Foster: (Sobbing) Oh, Nori. We should have never a bedroom on the cruise ship. This is all my fault.
• The Big Deeper: No, no, baby. Baby, please. [crying after finding out they all has been chased by doorman] This is not your fault.
• Abby Foster: (Sniffles) You're right. It's not my fault. [She wears on her black domino mask and lashes out at him] ITS YOUR FAULT!
• The Big Deeper: WHAT THE---
• Abby Foster: WITH YOUR LITTLE PENGUIN TALK AND THAT WHOLE-- [dances like a baby penguin mocks accent] saves the species-- WELL YOU KNOW WHAT... SQUAK SQWAUKETY SQUAWK SQUAWK!!! [Realizes what she said; covers her mouth] [realizing what she's done] I'm sorry about bad. I didn't mean to curse.
• The Big Deeper: I... I don't understand. Bernie is the best guard in the business.
• Ralph Black: [Abby and Big Deeper watch as Bernie gets questioned by a police officer] So let me get this straight. You were chased by a doorman?
• Bernie: Yes, with this rag. [he holds up a small white rag] He held it to my mouth like... like this. (Muffled babbling)
• Ralph Black: (Sniffing) (Sighs)
• [he holds the rag against his mouth, takes a breath and faints to the ground; Ralph catches the rag, takes a sniff of it and also faints]
• Abby Foster: We're doomed.

Penguin Control

• Penguin Control Receptionist: Hello, Penguin Control. How may I help you?
• Daniel: [calls on the phone] Yes, could you send someone over to the apartment right away? We have very hazardous penguins.
• Penguin Control Receptionist: Uh-huh. Describe dangerous, sir.
• Daniel: Oh, he's frothing at the mouth. He's got a bill like twisted tails and thousand eyes. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator. Listen to this. [he imitates like a penguin-like Nori does] Put that child down. Oh, worked in Batman and Mr. Freeze: SubZero. I can't watch it!
• Penguin Control Receptionist: Sir, we've just closed, but I can leave a message.
• Baitgirl: What am I supposed to do with this penguin?
• Penguin Control Receptionist: I'm sure I don't know. Thank you for calling the Penguin Control hotline.
• [the phone hears a dial tone]
• Daniel: Hello? [puts the phone away] You, down. [he gets out of the Penguin Control]
• Okay, listen. I'm only watching...What we got?
• Baitgirl: Six days ago. Is it possible this evening at 18:00 pm?

Look at my walls!

• Megatron: [pressing a button] Pirkka!
• Pirkka: I knew it! You are black-handed with the pet.
• Daniel: And while we're on the subject, I think you have a serious pest the problem in this building, Pirkka.
• Baitgirl: I mean, you did spray for sea animals every underwater? I specifically, remember such language in my lease. [to Nori, whispering] Let go. Not helping.
• Megatron: Look at my walls!
• Daniel: [to Megatron] And you!
• Megatron: What?
• Daniel: You hired a penguin to paint your apartment.
• Baitgirl: How do you sleep at night?
• Pirkka: [pointing to Daniel, Baitgirl, and Nori on a wall painting] Here is your penguin! Now, what do you say?
• Daniel: Come on, that could be any guy in a red suit, white spiked cap, oxidized anchor necklace.
• Megatron: Pirkka!
• [he looks at Pirkka screaming]
• Daniel: Well, that was fun. Bye-bye. [slides down the door, breaking] Sorry. My fault.
• [Pirkka throws the broken door away, then they all scream, now is two-headed turkey bursts through the window]
• Baitgirl: [running to the window] Lovely apartment. Could we borrow your window? Gotta go.
• Pirkka: [opens the door, running over Megatron, two-headed turkey, and the window] You are no more 17-B. You are kick-ed from the building.
• Daniel: Just to be clear, the penguin's kick-ed, not me?
• Pirkka: Get out!
• [they all use a ladder, to climb down, with the foot getting caught on a ladder]
• Daniel: Whoa-oh-oh-oh. Foot caught. Ow. Ow.
• [Nori grabs the white spiked cap of Nori, sighing]
• Baitgirl: What am I going to do with you?
• [the music of "I'm On My Way" by The Proclaimers playing by getting to the new hotel]
• Cassius: Come on. We're almost at the new hotel. Act natural. Try to blend in.
• Man: Yeah, boy.
• [Nori holds the leg of Nori]
• Bartholomew: Come on.
• [he looks at the baby, then imitating like a baby, then putting at Daniel]
• Darkstorm: [he tickling him] Ooh, that tickles. [laughing]
• Daniel: [clears throat] He's grooming me. Everyone's doing it. They're getting hazardous penguins and... Uh, never mind.
• Woman: So cute.
• [they both go to the new hotel]