- Elizabella: [kicks the royal dresser off the throne hill] Cuzco is dead, right? Tell me Cuzco's dead. I need to hear these words.
- Cronkite: [nervously] Uh,
do you need to hear all those words exactly?
- Elizabella: Oh. HE'S STILL
ALIVE?
- Cronkite: Well, he's not as dead as
we would have hoped.
- Elizabella: [In counterpoint] If
you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much better.
- Cronkite: Just thought I'd give you a
heads-up, in case Cuzco ever came back.
- Elizabella: If you hadn't frightened me,
he wouldn't ever come back!
- Cronkite: Yeah, that would be kinda
awkward, especially after that likely blueberry buns.
- Elizabella: Well, you should learn to
control your temper! We're going out to find him! If he talks, we're through! You save the day! NOW LET'S GO!!
- Tapio: [at the exact same
time, waking from a nightmare] BERNIE, I DON'T COME BACK!
- Tuukka: Tapio, what's that sound?
- Tapio: I had a dream that Bernie was
tied to a log, and was careening out of control down a raging river
of DEATH!
- Tuukka: My fault, it's alright.
- Tapio: It was awful!
- Tuukka: It's okay, Tapio, calm down,
it was just a dream. Your brother's fine. He just went back to see the
Emperor.
- Tapio: Oh, you mean like you told him
to, 'cause you're always right.
- Tuukka: That's right.
- Tuulia: Well, in my dream, Bernie had
to kiss her a llama!
- Tapio: [dryly] Yeah,
like that would ever happen to you.
- Tuulia: I wish I could help!
- Tapio: Nuh-uh!
- Tuulia: Yeah-huh!
- Tapio: Nuh-uh!
- Tuulia: Yeah-huh!
- Tapio: Nuh-uh!
- [They keep exchanging "nuh-uh's" and
"yeah-huh's" at lightning speed]
- Tuukka: Good evening, you two.
- Tapio and Tuulia: Good evening, father!
- [They continue as Tuukka blows out the candle]
quarta-feira, 23 de outubro de 2019
Control your temper
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