quarta-feira, 23 de outubro de 2019

Control your temper

  • Elizabella: [kicks the royal dresser off the throne hill] Cuzco is dead, right? Tell me Cuzco's dead. I need to hear these words.
  • Cronkite[nervously] Uh, do you need to hear all those words exactly?
  • Elizabella: Oh. HE'S STILL ALIVE?
  • Cronkite: Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.
  • Elizabella[In counterpoint] If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much better.
  • Cronkite: Just thought I'd give you a heads-up, in case Cuzco ever came back.
  • Elizabella: If you hadn't frightened me, he wouldn't ever come back! 
  • Cronkite: Yeah, that would be kinda awkward, especially after that likely blueberry buns.
  • Elizabella: Well, you should learn to control your temper! We're going out to find him! If he talks, we're through! You save the day! NOW LET'S GO!!
  • Tapio[at the exact same time, waking from a nightmare] BERNIE, I DON'T COME BACK!
  • Tuukka: Tapio, what's that sound?
  • Tapio: I had a dream that Bernie was tied to a log, and was careening out of control down a raging river of DEATH!
  • Tuukka: My fault, it's alright.
  • Tapio: It was awful!
  • Tuukka: It's okay, Tapio, calm down, it was just a dream. Your brother's fine. He just went back to see the Emperor.
  • Tapio: Oh, you mean like you told him to, 'cause you're always right.
  • Tuukka: That's right.
  • Tuulia: Well, in my dream, Bernie had to kiss her a llama!
  • Tapio[dryly] Yeah, like that would ever happen to you.
  • Tuulia: I wish I could help!
  • Tapio: Nuh-uh!
  • Tuulia: Yeah-huh!
  • Tapio: Nuh-uh!
  • Tuulia: Yeah-huh!
  • Tapio: Nuh-uh!
  • [They keep exchanging "nuh-uh's" and "yeah-huh's" at lightning speed]
  • Tuukka: Good evening, you two.
  • Tapio and Tuulia: Good evening, father!
  • [They continue as Tuukka blows out the candle]

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