Thursday

• Tim: Now, as I was saying, life was a constant struggle for survival. Sharks and penguins had no time to enjoy himself because around every corner was an adventure! [he puts his head back on]
• Kid 1: Way to go.
• Kid 2: Oh, good one. [he sighs]
• Tim: It wasn't until an amazing discovery that man was able to take time and enjoy life. And why was that? What made The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie's life so much better?
• Kid 3: A video game?
• Tim: Yes.
• Kid 4: The Internet?
• Tim: No.
• Kid 5: A rocket sled?
• Kid 6: A mountain of chocolate?
• Kid 7: Star stickers?
• Tim: No, look, it wasn't a real question. That's right. [lights the fire] Fire!
• [the boy drinks the soda]
• Tim: Whoa, huh? Look at this. Impressive, huh?
• Kid 8: [to Octavius] Professor Slade, why do we have to come to this boring hotel every single week?
• Octavius Slade: It's not boring. It's very interesting.
• Tim: This led to hot dinners. Eventually became the microwave.
• Kid 9: Three, two, one.
• Tim: [the fire burns Ted's fingers] Ow.
• Barbara: Oh. Uh-oh.
• Tim: [the fire burns the paper] Ow. Ooh. [pounding on the ground with the paper] Hot! Fire's hot. [burps]
• Kid 10: That's what you get.
• Tim: Yes, where was I?
• Kid 11: Hey, is that a real spear?
• Kid 12: Can we play with it?
• Tim: Kids, a hotel is a place where we observe. We don't play.
• Kid 13: This stinks.
• Kid 14: What else can we do?
• Octavius Slade: Class, be polite.
• Kid 15: Lunchtime!
• Kid 16: Yeah, lunch!
• [the kids go to lunch]
• Tim: Lunchtime? It's only 9:00 a.m.
• Octavius Slade: [to the class] Buddy system. Stay with your buddies!
• Tim: Huh?
• Barbara: Oh, well, each kid has a buddy so they can all keep track of each other. Everyone needs a partner, right?
• Tim: Oh, yeah. I'm not following.
• Barbara: Um, well...
• Tim: Hmm. Lobster!
• Octavius Slade: Oh, pardon me?
• Tim: Next Thursday, I'm going to talk to your class about the lobster, the closest living relative of the tetrapods. It's pretty great.
• Barbara: I look forward to hearing it. You know I looked at all your Thursday lectures.
• Octavius Slade: [grabbing two parts] I wish today was Thursday.
• [the parts crash, then they all three set it back up]
• Barbara: I mean, I know that it's Thursday...
• Tim: Don't worry. It's not a big deal.
• Octavius Slade: I wish it was. Here we go. [takes two parts to them] I should go catch up to my lobster... I mean, class. Way to go, you both. Way to go.
• Tim: I'll see you next week, Octavius Slade.
• Barbara: [he leaves] Oh, how embarrassing.
• [Tim and Barbara put the parts back on]